Sunday, November 27, 2005

LOKAP WOMEN



WHAT TO DO IF STOPPED BY MALAYSIAN POLICE??
This is is very useful information. Please pass it on to your friends and family.............especially the women folk!

The next time you are stopped by persons who claimed they are plainclothes police, you are under no obligation to answer their questions or follow their orders, lawyers told Malaysiakini today.

"Policeman who is not wearing his uniform does not have the authority to stop anyone," lawyer and human rights activist Sivarasa Rasiah said.

Procedures to follow in the event you are stopped by uniformed police Officers while driving.
o Stop the car and wind down your window.
o If the police officers ask for your documents, request to see their IDs first.
o If you are satisfied about their identity, ask them if you are being summoned, and for what offence.
o Produce your identity card and driver's license and wait to collect your summon ticket.

In the event that the police officers ask you to follow them to the police station:
o Ask if you are under arrest and for what offence.
o If you are not under arrest, you have the right to leave.

In the event you are flagged down by persons you believe could be plainclothes police:
o Do not stop because plainclothes police officers do not have the authority to stop you.
o Drive to the nearest police station and lodge a report. (The same procedure applies to pedestrians)

In the event the police come to your house:
o Do not let them in before checking their IDs.
o If you are not satisfied, phone the nearest police station and confirm if they had been sent to your house.
o You are under no obligation to allow them into the house if they don't have a search warrant.
o Do not go with them if you are not under arrest.

In the event persons who claimed to be plainclothes police come to your house:
o Do not let him in because they do not have the authority to do so.
o Lodge a report at the nearest police station.

Friday, November 18, 2005

陌生男人的照片

一夜激情之后,阿林起身从裤兜中掏出一颗香烟,但却找不到他的打火机,于是阿林问那女孩身边有火吗。“第一个抽屉里好像有火柴。”女孩回答。阿林打开床头柜的抽屉,看到一个火柴盒,火柴盒的下面有一张陌生男人的照片,阿林觉得很奇怪,于是好奇地问:“他是你丈夫?”“当然不是,傻瓜!”女孩依偎在阿林身边。“那是你男朋友?”阿林接着问。“不,也不是!”女孩一边回答,一边轻吮着阿林的耳朵。“那,这会是谁?”阿林充满疑惑地问。“那就是手术之前的我。。。。。”

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Saturday, November 05, 2005

愛情的難題

最近出席太多朋友的结婚礼了,每次都被训问几时轮到你呀? 我都哑了。想了一个愛情的難題。。。
當情到深處時,女方常會吐出一句雖然明知很愚昧,卻還是一昧的想知道答案的問題:“當我和你媽媽掉進水裡時,你會先救哪一位?”或許男人都喊:“天啊!這是甚麼問題呀!你們女生怎麼那麼愛問這種奇怪的問題?”無奈,這卻是女生最想知道答案的問題。我就曾在網上聊天室裡,看見有位女性網友就這麼問到,而男性網友則答:“先救我的母親!”理由很簡單,他說母親只有一位,任再多的犧牲也換不回。結果,他的“孝心”並沒有得到大家的贊賞,反而引起女性網友的反彈:“難道太太就不重要嗎?或者是說太太被淹死後還是可以再娶?”最後,她們還狠狠的套上了一句:“你們男人就是這樣!”當然,男方也理性答道:“不,我會終身不娶,因為我會怨我自己沒本事,不能把自己的太太照顧好,讓她犧牲了。”總愛拿這個問題來測試自己男朋友或先生的讀者,你們認同嗎?
雖然我在網上聊天室並沒發言,但心裡卻暗暗地贊同那男性網友的說法。既然沒有選擇的餘地了,我惟有救我世上惟一最親的人,也就是把我帶到這個世界來的人。或許,有些女性讀者們會不以為然,但,若有一天,你的男朋友或丈夫問你:“如果我和你父親掉進海裡,你會救哪一個?”時,你們就會瞭解男性的立場了!

Friday, November 04, 2005

CheeKong's Blog Site


Finally!! cheekong's blog site is up and running!! few reasons of getting my own blog site:

1. Easily remember me la~… what’s chee kong’s website/blog? ohh it’s cheekong.tk !

2. First step in establishing this brand name in Internet space!

3. It just feels great.. that’s all…

How to introduce myself leh...hmmm....張志光。1979年10月5日生,天秤座,O型血,开朗,乐观,较聪明,较理性。Ar.. i know 1 song that can intro me..it's 张卫健 <<你爱我像谁>>:

"我什么都没有, 只是有一点吵; 如果你感到寂寞,我带给你热闹;

为你绕一绕,没有什么大不了;却可以让你微笑

其实我很烦恼;只是你看不到,如果我也不开心怕;你转身就逃,

爱上一个人;一定要让他相信这,世界多么美好

对每个人都说还好,我的心我的情你不需要明了;只要我对你好,这样的温柔你要不要;

其实你爱我像谁,扮演什么角色我都会;快不快乐我无所谓,为了你开心我忘记了累不累;

其实你爱我像谁,任何的表情我都能给

woo.....在你身上学会流眼泪"

Anyway, Hope you all can enjoy here. Have a great day!!